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 [조크] Greater Los Angeles Area Driver''s License Application  
 

Greater Los Angeles Area Drivers License Application

 

 

 

 

Name: _______________

 

Stage name: ________________

Agent: ______________

 

Attorney: __________________

 Sex:  ___male  ___female  ___formerly male

       ___formerly female  ___both

       If female, indicate breast implant size: ____


Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely
 operate a motor vehicle in any way?   Yes___ No ___


Please list brand of cell phone: __________________
 (If you dont own a cell phone, please explain.)



Please check hair color:

Females:   [ ] Blonde  [ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers: [ ] Purple  [ ] Blue  [ ] Skinhead



Please indicate activities you perform while driving:

Check all that apply)

 


[ ] Eating

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Talking on the phone

[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat

[ ] Having sex

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety magazine

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop



Please indicate how many times

a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____

b) How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____



Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____



Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

a) Prozac

b) Zovirax

c) Lithium

d) Zanax

e) Valium

If none, please explain: _______________________________



What is the length of your daily commute?

a) 1 hour

b) 2 hours

c) 3 hours

d) 4 hours or more





TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):



If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

a) Call the police to report the crime

b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your

    car on TV in a high-speed chase

c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular

    phone company for your 911 call not going through

d) Call your therapist

e) None of the above (South Central residents only)



In the event of an earthquake, you should:

a) Stop your car

b) Keep driving and hope for the best

c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved one

d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4



In the event of rain, you should:

a) Never drive over 5 MPH

b) Drive twice as fast as usual

c) Youre not sure what "rain" is



When stopped by police, you should:

a) Pull over and have your drivers license and insurance form ready

b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405

c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,

    ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit



Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof

virtual window on your left.

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
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